{"id":631,"date":"2007-10-06T16:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-06T20:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=631"},"modified":"2015-07-22T13:42:41","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T17:42:41","slug":"in-an-alternate-universe-buffy-is-scared-of-vampires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/10\/06\/in-an-alternate-universe-buffy-is-scared-of-vampires\/","title":{"rendered":"In an alternate universe, Buffy is scared of vampires&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Given the huge popularity of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chick.com\/reading\/tracts\/1053\/1053_01.asp\">this Chick tract<\/a> about a kid named Buffy who hates spiders, vampires, Halloween because it&#8217;s the &#8220;Devil&#8217;s holiday&#8221; is really, really funny. Trick or treat&#8230;would you like some irony with your waxy candy corn? Site contains full text and pictures of all other Chick tracts. As a bonus, here&#8217;s an MST3K version of Dark Dungeons, about an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fecundity.com\/darkdung\/darkdung.php?page=1\">anti-D&amp;D<\/a> Chick tract.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Given the huge popularity of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, this Chick tract about a kid named Buffy who hates spiders, vampires, Halloween because it&#8217;s the &#8220;Devil&#8217;s holiday&#8221; is really, really funny. Trick or treat&#8230;would you like some irony with your waxy candy corn? Site contains full text and pictures of all other Chick tracts. As&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/10\/06\/in-an-alternate-universe-buffy-is-scared-of-vampires\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">In an alternate universe, Buffy is scared of vampires&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729],"class_list":["post-631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5741,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions\/5741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}