{"id":6465,"date":"2015-10-08T18:49:48","date_gmt":"2015-10-08T22:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=6465"},"modified":"2015-10-08T18:49:48","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T22:49:48","slug":"okay-but-wait-here-is-some-new-information-i-need-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/10\/08\/okay-but-wait-here-is-some-new-information-i-need-it\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Okay, but wait &#8212; here is some new information: I NEED it.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sean Williams&#8217; column in <em>Slate,<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/articles\/life\/low_concept\/2015\/10\/every_conversation_between_a_parent_and_a_child_in_four_conversations.html\">&#8220;But I Want it,&#8221;<\/a> genericizes conversations between a father and a kid. The father tries to reason with the kid using impeccable adult logic, while the kid counters with airtight kid logic. Hilarity results. You don&#8217;t even have to have kids in order to appreciate the humor here; in fact, the first conversation reminds me of conversations I&#8217;ve had with past cats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sean Williams&#8217; column in Slate, &#8220;But I Want it,&#8221; genericizes conversations between a father and a kid. The father tries to reason with the kid using impeccable adult logic, while the kid counters with airtight kid logic. Hilarity results. You don&#8217;t even have to have kids in order to appreciate the humor here; in fact,&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/10\/08\/okay-but-wait-here-is-some-new-information-i-need-it\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Okay, but wait &#8212; here is some new information: I NEED it.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729],"class_list":["post-6465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6465"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6466,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6465\/revisions\/6466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}