{"id":6601,"date":"2015-11-07T21:40:09","date_gmt":"2015-11-08T02:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=6601"},"modified":"2015-11-07T21:40:09","modified_gmt":"2015-11-08T02:40:09","slug":"things-i-picture-lumberjacks-wearing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/11\/07\/things-i-picture-lumberjacks-wearing\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I picture lumberjacks wearing&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;include the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>steel-toed boots<\/li>\n<li>wool socks<\/li>\n<li>hard hats<\/li>\n<li>leather work gloves with padded palms<\/li>\n<li>rip-stop pants reinforced with grommets<\/li>\n<li>sweaty T-shirts<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Things I do <em>not <\/em>picture lumberjacks wearing include the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>poet&#8217;s blouses that have never seen a day&#8217;s sweat in their lives<\/li>\n<li>pointless little vests that don&#8217;t do anything<\/li>\n<li>pants with integrated codpieces<\/li>\n<li>boots with useless straps<\/li>\n<li>no gloves<\/li>\n<li>no head protection<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>In other words, I don&#8217;t picture them wearing anything like the Lumberjack outfit included in the Genesis 2 Male Starter Essentials by Daz Studio. However, I must admit that the outfit is hilarious in its impracticality and thus perfect for Jareth, who likes entertaining and impractical outfits.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jareth&#8217;s base figure and morphs have been previously discussed. This time the texture is from Zev0 and DraagonStorm&#8217;s Skin Builder Basic for V5 UV Sets, with eyebrows by me and the rest of the makeup from DraagonStorm&#8217;s Instant Makeup for V5 UV Sets. Hair is Aliza 2.0 by meeeeee! Shirt, vest, pants, and boots all from Daz&#8217; G2M Lumberjack. Cape is Daz&#8217; G2F Hooded Cloak. Shaders include parrotdolphin&#8217;s Soft Leather Shaders and vyktohria&#8217;s Perfectly Latex. Pose is from sedor&#8217;s BWC Runway Poses for V6, with my SmirkEntertained expression mixed in there. Set is Predatron&#8217;s Dovecote Folly.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6602\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6602\" style=\"width: 585px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/lumberjack.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-6602 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/lumberjack.png\" alt=\"lumberjack\" width=\"585\" height=\"876\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/lumberjack.png 585w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/lumberjack-200x300.png 200w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/lumberjack-96x144.png 96w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 585px) 100vw, 585px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6602\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I don&#8217;t think [package] I&#8217;ve ever [PACKAGE] seen a [PACKAGE!!] lumberjack [PACKAGE!!!!!] with clothes [PAAAAAAACKAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!] like that [PAAAAAAAAAAACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!].<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;include the following: steel-toed boots wool socks hard hats leather work gloves with padded palms rip-stop pants reinforced with grommets sweaty T-shirts Things I do not picture lumberjacks wearing include the following: poet&#8217;s blouses that have never seen a day&#8217;s sweat in their lives pointless little vests that don&#8217;t do anything pants with integrated codpieces&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/11\/07\/things-i-picture-lumberjacks-wearing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Things I picture lumberjacks wearing&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[661,751],"class_list":["post-6601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-jareth-digital","tag-render"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6601"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6603,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6601\/revisions\/6603"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}