{"id":672,"date":"2007-10-22T11:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-22T15:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=672"},"modified":"2015-07-22T13:39:22","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T17:39:22","slug":"todays-fridge-poetry-is-entitled-please-shut-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/10\/22\/todays-fridge-poetry-is-entitled-please-shut-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s fridge poetry is entitled &#8220;Please Shut Up!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The online version of Online Poetry, Genius edition, certainly has a lot of vituperative terms in it&#8230; Either that or it&#8217;s just so much fun to denigrate someone with polysyllables.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">\n<p>we understand that<br \/>your vapid temerity is<br \/>an amalgam of crass platitutdes<br \/>with pejorative caterwauling<br \/>&amp; a verbose fusillade of obtuse turgidity<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/fridgepoetry\/102207-1.JPG\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The online version of Online Poetry, Genius edition, certainly has a lot of vituperative terms in it&#8230; Either that or it&#8217;s just so much fun to denigrate someone with polysyllables. we understand thatyour vapid temerity isan amalgam of crass platitutdeswith pejorative caterwauling&amp; a verbose fusillade of obtuse turgidity<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[639],"class_list":["post-672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=672"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5719,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/672\/revisions\/5719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}