{"id":6766,"date":"2015-12-11T19:42:47","date_gmt":"2015-12-12T00:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=6766"},"modified":"2016-07-27T11:32:18","modified_gmt":"2016-07-27T15:32:18","slug":"im-just-over-here-watching-michael-jackson-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/12\/11\/im-just-over-here-watching-michael-jackson-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m just over here watching Michael Jackson dance."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is very <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q\">hot.<\/a> I am going to watch this many many many times on repeat. There&#8217;s also a song in there that&#8217;s not too bad to listen to&#8230;but damn &#8212; that individual can <em>move.<\/em> [A little concerned about the bruise-colored eyeshadow, though&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re bad? Okay. You can call yourself anything you want &#8212; just do that pelvic thrust again!!!<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if the jingling chains were just taped along with the singing or if they were put on a separate track that was added in later. In any case, they&#8217;re my favorite part of the song aside from Michael Jackson&#8217;s <del>pelvic girdle<\/del> dancing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is very hot. I am going to watch this many many many times on repeat. There&#8217;s also a song in there that&#8217;s not too bad to listen to&#8230;but damn &#8212; that individual can move. [A little concerned about the bruise-colored eyeshadow, though&#8230;] You&#8217;re bad? Okay. You can call yourself anything you want &#8212; just&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/12\/11\/im-just-over-here-watching-michael-jackson-dance\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m just over here watching Michael Jackson dance.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[711,653],"class_list":["post-6766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-lust","tag-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6766"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7675,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6766\/revisions\/7675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}