{"id":690,"date":"2007-10-28T10:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-28T14:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=690"},"modified":"2007-10-28T10:22:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-28T14:22:00","slug":"why-is-will-smirking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/10\/28\/why-is-will-smirking\/","title":{"rendered":"Why is Will smirking?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can you guess?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/lhfextras\/daztests\/skirtsmirk.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wait for it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Wait for it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I see you shiver with antici&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;PATION!!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I finally figured out how to fit him into a goddamned skirt. [Thank you, CrossDresser!] Then I mastered the Herculean task of posing the skirt so that it followed the movements of his lower body. That reminds me &#8212; I should probably fiddle with it so it fits tighter around the waist. It&#8217;s good enough for now, though. But would someone please tell Will that a long-sleeved shirt doesn&#8217;t count as a long-sleeved shirt if it&#8217;s made out of HOLES??<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/lhfextras\/daztests\/skirtsmirk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you guess?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}