{"id":696,"date":"2007-10-29T13:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-29T17:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=696"},"modified":"2007-10-29T13:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-29T17:35:00","slug":"make-your-own-tombstones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/10\/29\/make-your-own-tombstones\/","title":{"rendered":"Make your own tombstones&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of buying some&nbsp;tombstone models that don&#8217;t look like the ones in the Old Burying Ground, I could use <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blender.org\/\">Blender<\/a> to make&nbsp;them my very own self!!!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Dear blender<br \/>Oh won&#8217;t you help a first offender<br \/>Oh, toaster<br \/>Don&#8217;t you put the burn on me<br \/>Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later<br \/>Bitchin&#8217; in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night<\/p>\n<p><\/em>No thanks to you, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockymusic.org\/lyricscat\/shock-treatment\/#88\">Shock Treatment.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of buying some&nbsp;tombstone models that don&#8217;t look like the ones in the Old Burying Ground, I could use Blender to make&nbsp;them my very own self!!!&nbsp; Dear blenderOh won&#8217;t you help a first offenderOh, toasterDon&#8217;t you put the burn on meRefrigerator, why are we always sooner or laterBitchin&#8217; in the kitchen or crying in the&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/10\/29\/make-your-own-tombstones\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Make your own tombstones&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}