{"id":6963,"date":"2016-01-22T10:28:39","date_gmt":"2016-01-22T15:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=6963"},"modified":"2016-06-04T09:36:26","modified_gmt":"2016-06-04T13:36:26","slug":"things-i-am-going-to-model-whenever-i-get-around-to-learning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/01\/22\/things-i-am-going-to-model-whenever-i-get-around-to-learning\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I am going to model whenever I get around to learning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Digitally speaking, of course. <!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6965\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6965\" style=\"width: 465px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/llbean.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6965\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6965\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/llbean.jpg\" alt=\"Waterproof boots, like these from L.L. Bean. Every single pair of digital boot I have encountered lacks the plastic enclosure around the foot.\" width=\"465\" height=\"536\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/llbean.jpg 465w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/llbean-260x300.jpg 260w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/llbean-125x144.jpg 125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 465px) 100vw, 465px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6965\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Waterproof boots, like these from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.llbean.com\/llb\/shop\/75920?feat=pac%20boots-SR0&amp;page=men-s-maine-pac-boots&amp;attrValue_0=Dark%20Sienna&amp;productId=1253514\">L.L. Bean.<\/a> Every single pair of digital boot I have encountered lacks the plastic enclosure around the foot, which makes all my digital Vermonters sad. \ud83d\ude41<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6966\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6966\" style=\"width: 462px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Sarah-Ball-Gown-Labyrinth.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6966\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6966\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Sarah-Ball-Gown-Labyrinth.jpg\" alt=\"Sarah's ball gown in Labyrinth. My infatuation with leg-o'-mutton sleeves -- the larger, the better! -- began in 1986. No one models sleeves like this. No one!\" width=\"462\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Sarah-Ball-Gown-Labyrinth.jpg 462w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Sarah-Ball-Gown-Labyrinth-198x300.jpg 198w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Sarah-Ball-Gown-Labyrinth-95x144.jpg 95w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 462px) 100vw, 462px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6966\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sarah&#8217;s ball gown in Labyrinth. My infatuation with leg-o&#8217;-mutton sleeves &#8212; the larger, the better! &#8212; began in 1986. No one models sleeves like this. No one!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6967\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6967\" style=\"width: 227px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1980s-perm.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6967\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6967\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1980s-perm.jpg\" alt=\"Permed hair fixed with enough hairspray to withstand a direct nuclear hit. Antigrav bangs are a MUST!\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1980s-perm.jpg 227w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1980s-perm-109x144.jpg 109w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6967\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Permed hair fixed with enough hairspray to withstand a direct nuclear hit. Antigrav bangs are a MUST!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6968\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6968\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/64143-80-s-Slouch-Socks-in-White-large.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6968\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6968\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/64143-80-s-Slouch-Socks-in-White-large.jpg\" alt=\"Another gem from the 1980s, slouch socks with evenly placed stacks of wrinkles.\" width=\"600\" height=\"976\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/64143-80-s-Slouch-Socks-in-White-large.jpg 600w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/64143-80-s-Slouch-Socks-in-White-large-184x300.jpg 184w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/64143-80-s-Slouch-Socks-in-White-large-89x144.jpg 89w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6968\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Another gem from the 1980s, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.costumecraze.com\/product\/HOSE219\">slouch socks<\/a> with evenly placed stacks of wrinkles.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And also&#8230;a marionette jaw prop for G3F or G2F. Because painted &#8220;evil puppet&#8221; makeup only goes so far. :p<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230;in my dreams&#8230;a realistic power wheelchair. I&#8217;ll probably end up buying one, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Digitally speaking, of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[772,708],"class_list":["post-6963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-digital-modeling","tag-digital-models-i-like"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6963"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6970,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6963\/revisions\/6970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}