{"id":7109,"date":"2016-03-01T11:44:32","date_gmt":"2016-03-01T16:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=7109"},"modified":"2016-03-01T11:44:32","modified_gmt":"2016-03-01T16:44:32","slug":"some-more-virtue-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/03\/01\/some-more-virtue-names\/","title":{"rendered":"Some more virtue names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve long known about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/the_vault\/2013\/09\/13\/puritan_names_lists_of_bizarre_religious_nomenclature_used_by_puritans.html\">Puritan virtue names<\/a> that appear occasionally among New Englanders until about the mid-1800s; I mean hell &#8212; when one has a Submit as one&#8217;s greatx8 grandmother, one does have an incentive to learn where a name like that comes from. While some virtue names like Charity, Chastity, Faith, and Hope are used even today, others have died out.<\/p>\n<p>Puritan virtue names that have died out include Submit and Thankful, but also two that I recently learned about: Silence and Desire. I&#8217;m sure the Desire is something like &#8220;desire for God&#8217;s love&#8221; or &#8220;desire to be saved.&#8221; The first seems more about not expressing and the second about expression, though. I find it especially interesting that, in the context where I learned these names, Silence and Desire were sisters.<\/p>\n<p>Such names have always gotten me thinking, particularly Submit. Verb names, much less imperatives, are pretty rare [although, around these parts, we are familiar with <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Remember_Baker\">Remember Baker,<\/a> Green Mountain Boy and cousin of Ethan Allen]. Was having a command as a name considered odd back then? Did Submit and Remember go by nicknames or by the one-word sentences that served as their first names? What did Submit think of having that name?<\/p>\n<p>Submit, Silence, and Desire just beg for me to write a story about them &#8212; well, mostly Submit. It would be a modern-day story about a modern person named Submit and her struggles with family, ancestry, expectations of femininity, and irritatingly overdetermined nomenclature. I envision Submit as coming from a long line of women with Puritan virtue names and being particularly pissed that she didn&#8217;t get something like Faith or Hope&#8230;or, hell, even Chastity, because at least you can shorten that to Chaz. But noooooo, her mom had to name her ironically in some sort of feminist statement [????]. I get the sense that she rattles off her standard greeting &#8212; &#8220;My name is Submit Delacroix, sierra-uniform-bravo-Mike-India-tango, like the verb&#8221; &#8212; through gritted teeth every single time, and if someone says anything more than &#8220;Oh&#8221; or &#8220;Okay,&#8221; they receive the Death Glare. >:(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve long known about the Puritan virtue names that appear occasionally among New Englanders until about the mid-1800s; I mean hell &#8212; when one has a Submit as one&#8217;s greatx8 grandmother, one does have an incentive to learn where a name like that comes from. While some virtue names like Charity, Chastity, Faith, and Hope&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/03\/01\/some-more-virtue-names\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Some more virtue names<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[639],"class_list":["post-7109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7111,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7109\/revisions\/7111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}