{"id":7113,"date":"2016-03-03T11:07:14","date_gmt":"2016-03-03T16:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=7113"},"modified":"2016-03-03T11:07:14","modified_gmt":"2016-03-03T16:07:14","slug":"curse-of-great-sadism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/03\/03\/curse-of-great-sadism\/","title":{"rendered":"Curse of great sadism&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>May you suffer from ill-fitting shoes.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Context: Three pairs of insoles and one pair of Achilles tendon cushions later, I&#8217;ve just about had it with these shoes. I just need to accept that I bought the wrong size, and I need to go get another fucking pair.<\/p>\n<p>GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May you suffer from ill-fitting shoes. Context: Three pairs of insoles and one pair of Achilles tendon cushions later, I&#8217;ve just about had it with these shoes. I just need to accept that I bought the wrong size, and I need to go get another fucking pair. GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7115,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7113\/revisions\/7115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}