{"id":720,"date":"2007-11-12T06:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T11:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=720"},"modified":"2007-11-12T06:37:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-12T11:37:00","slug":"my-digital-modeling-skills-are-not-in-demand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/11\/12\/my-digital-modeling-skills-are-not-in-demand\/","title":{"rendered":"My digital modeling skills are not in demand&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;by the greater modeling community. This is because I specialize in making rotund people, scrawny people, ancient people and &#8212; my forte &#8212; guys in drag. In contrast, all of the people I have seen in the greater modeling community are lean, tight, voluptuous and between the ages of 18 and 25. They are all wearing clothes designed for their sex.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here is Mamie Sinquell. She is not Anneka&#8217;s dying grandmother; she is Anneka&#8217;s dying grandmother&#8217;s long-term partner. She was a mannish lesbian before people even came up with the term. She&#8217;s still as intimidating in her 90s as she was when she was the hard-ass headmistress of Endless Lake Boarding School. Since she was either skiing or hiking or running around taking photos in the Adirondacks, she has poor skin that&#8217;s probably on the verge of precancerous melanoma. I love her. She, on the other hand, is not impressed with YOU, but you knew that already from the picture.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/lhfextras\/daztests\/mamie.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;by the greater modeling community. This is because I specialize in making rotund people, scrawny people, ancient people and &#8212; my forte &#8212; guys in drag. In contrast, all of the people I have seen in the greater modeling community are lean, tight, voluptuous and between the ages of 18 and 25. They are all&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/11\/12\/my-digital-modeling-skills-are-not-in-demand\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My digital modeling skills are not in demand&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}