{"id":737,"date":"2007-11-26T14:18:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-26T19:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=737"},"modified":"2015-07-22T13:31:42","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T17:31:42","slug":"subservient-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/11\/26\/subservient-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Subservient Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First there was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.subservientchicken.com\">Subservient Chicken,<\/a> Burger King&#8217;s advertising gimmick where you could type in commands and, if they were within the applet&#8217;s repertoire, watch a guy dressed up as a chicken act them out.<\/p>\n<p>Then there was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.subservientprogrammer.com\">Subservient Programmer,<\/a> which is the best of all the subservient applets I&#8217;ve seen. The animation loops are most carefully timed to create the illusion of continuity. There is also a wide range of commands available.<\/p>\n<p>Now there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.simonsezsanta.com\">Simon Sez Santa.<\/a> It is not as well-looped as Subservient Programmer, but the sound effects are funny. If you choose the naughty version, make him drink a beer. :p There&#8217;s also a kid-appropriate version so you can show him to little ones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First there was Subservient Chicken, Burger King&#8217;s advertising gimmick where you could type in commands and, if they were within the applet&#8217;s repertoire, watch a guy dressed up as a chicken act them out. Then there was Subservient Programmer, which is the best of all the subservient applets I&#8217;ve seen. The animation loops are most&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2007\/11\/26\/subservient-santa\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Subservient Santa<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729],"class_list":["post-737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5708,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/737\/revisions\/5708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}