{"id":7469,"date":"2016-05-17T09:02:51","date_gmt":"2016-05-17T13:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=7469"},"modified":"2016-05-17T09:06:33","modified_gmt":"2016-05-17T13:06:33","slug":"back-back-to-the-fetid-darkness-that-spawned-you-you-fiend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/05\/17\/back-back-to-the-fetid-darkness-that-spawned-you-you-fiend\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Back! Back to the fetid darkness that spawned you, you fiend!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;And&#8230;uh&#8230;make like a trowel and hit the bricks, okay?&#8221; The immortal words of Janine, Valley Girl narrator of Esther M. Friesner&#8217;s classic short story, <em>The Blood-Ghoul of Scarsdale,<\/em> adequately sum up my response to Fox recently coughing up a teaser trailer for their rehash of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=outmDIi29Bo\"><em>Rocky Horror.<\/em><\/a> The other part of my response was a barely coherent, &#8220;Laverne, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Your makeup looks great, but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna go reread <em>The Blood-Ghoul of Scarsdale<\/em> to console myself. It&#8217;s a self-aware parody of classic horror, but at least it&#8217;s not a <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2015\/11\/02\/it-came-from-the-time-warp-thoughts-on-foxs-redo-of-the-rocky-horror-picture-show-movie\/\">festering slag heap<\/a> of [trans]misogyny.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;And&#8230;uh&#8230;make like a trowel and hit the bricks, okay?&#8221; The immortal words of Janine, Valley Girl narrator of Esther M. Friesner&#8217;s classic short story, The Blood-Ghoul of Scarsdale, adequately sum up my response to Fox recently coughing up a teaser trailer for their rehash of Rocky Horror. The other part of my response was a&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/05\/17\/back-back-to-the-fetid-darkness-that-spawned-you-you-fiend\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Back! Back to the fetid darkness that spawned you, you fiend!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[672,677],"class_list":["post-7469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-books-i-actually-like","tag-transmisogyny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7469"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7472,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7469\/revisions\/7472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}