{"id":7667,"date":"2016-07-26T11:59:48","date_gmt":"2016-07-26T15:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=7667"},"modified":"2016-07-26T15:26:13","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T19:26:13","slug":"when-you-turn-you-turn-me-awwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/07\/26\/when-you-turn-you-turn-me-awwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;When you turn, you turn me AWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Otherwise known as <em>My List of People That I Have the Hots For and Who Are, So Far As I Know, Decent Individuals, Plus The Reasons They Are Hot.<\/em> Please provide info if I am mistaken!<\/p>\n<p>Shirley Bassey: Sings like magma, moves like a wave, and smirks.<br \/>\nLesley Gore: Sings like magma again, obviously loves what she does, queer, feminist.<br \/>\nPete Burns: Moves all body parts with a fascinating sinuousity, sings, clearly enjoys being about as hammy as a deli sandwich, has carefully curated and super creative signature style with zero fucks given about what anyone thinks.<br \/>\nFreddie Mercury: Magma, wave, can&#8217;t resist air-guitaring, radiates joy on stage, loves cats.<br \/>\nIvan Doroschuk: Totally bad-ass image belied by flailing enthusiasm for making music, straight white cis dude feminist!<br \/>\nPeter Dinklage: Dry, sarcastic sense of humor, immense acting talents, floppy hair, soulful eyes, general embodiment of sexiness.<br \/>\nJames Marsters: Good actor, thoughtful, smart, witty, seemingly humble, sharp cheekbones, nice smirk.<\/p>\n<p>Robert Pattinson: Good actor, fascinating nose, tantalizing hair, entertainingly tongue-in-cheek perspective on <em>Twilight<\/em> franchise success.<\/p>\n<p>Kristen Stewart: Immense acting talents, intense eyes and mouth, very few fucks given stylistically speaking, refuses to smile on command.<\/p>\n<p>Janelle Monae: Immense talents in singing, doing concept albums, genderfucking, dressing snappily, and articulating her artistic philosophies.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<br \/>\n<em>People I Have The Hots For Who Are Problematic Individuals, Plus The Reasons They Are Problematic<\/em><\/p>\n<p>David Bowie. Rapist. Racist [i.e., do <em>not<\/em> try to tell me that <\/em>China Girl,<em> both song and video, aren&#8217;t].<\/p>\n<p>Kate Winslet. Rape apologist for Roman Polanski.<\/p>\n<p>Emma Thompson. Rape apologist for Roman Polanski.<\/p>\n<p>Tilda Swinton. At the very least, cultural appropriation in <em>Doctor Strange.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Otherwise known as My List of People That I Have the Hots For and Who Are, So Far As I Know, Decent Individuals, Plus The Reasons They Are Hot. Please provide info if I am mistaken! Shirley Bassey: Sings like magma, moves like a wave, and smirks. Lesley Gore: Sings like magma again, obviously loves&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/07\/26\/when-you-turn-you-turn-me-awwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;When you turn, you turn me AWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[711,666],"class_list":["post-7667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-lust","tag-reproductive-rights-and-rape-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7669,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7667\/revisions\/7669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}