{"id":7732,"date":"2016-08-06T22:34:19","date_gmt":"2016-08-07T02:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=7732"},"modified":"2016-08-06T22:34:19","modified_gmt":"2016-08-07T02:34:19","slug":"need-more-pelvic-thrusting-in-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/08\/06\/need-more-pelvic-thrusting-in-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Need more pelvic thrusting in my life."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not in my actual physical life, as I can bump and grind pretty well myself, nor in my imagination or the videos I watch, but in digital. My digital assets sorely lack poses of people dancing from the hips. Thus I had to make some my own, which involved a lot of posing in front of the mirror, telling myself things like, &#8220;Hands <em>left!<\/em> Hips <em>right!&#8221;,<\/em> going back to the computer and shoving around the model, trying to replicate the desired pose in my chair [a difficult task], watching a little Pete Burns, repeating the whole process, etc., etc. Jareth demonstrates results below. <!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7733\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7733\" style=\"width: 1070px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pelvic01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7733 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pelvic01.jpg\" alt=\"pelvic01\" width=\"1070\" height=\"715\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pelvic01.jpg 1070w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pelvic01-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pelvic01-1024x684.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pelvic01-768x513.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/pelvic01-144x96.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1070px) 100vw, 1070px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7733\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">As a bonus, the first and third poses also work as &#8220;Yessssssss!&#8221; poses, while the second works as an &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry &#8212; I can&#8217;t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!&#8221; pose.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Sources for Jareth&#8217;s ensemble in <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/08\/06\/bananas-on-ham-jareth-all-duded-up-for-a-fancy-dinner-out\/\">previous<\/a> entry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not in my actual physical life, as I can bump and grind pretty well myself, nor in my imagination or the videos I watch, but in digital. My digital assets sorely lack poses of people dancing from the hips. Thus I had to make some my own, which involved a lot of posing in front&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/08\/06\/need-more-pelvic-thrusting-in-my-life\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Need more pelvic thrusting in my life.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[661],"class_list":["post-7732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-jareth-digital"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7732"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7734,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7732\/revisions\/7734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}