{"id":8013,"date":"2016-10-06T12:12:31","date_gmt":"2016-10-06T16:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=8013"},"modified":"2016-10-06T12:12:31","modified_gmt":"2016-10-06T16:12:31","slug":"fictional-firms-and-other-entertainments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/10\/06\/fictional-firms-and-other-entertainments\/","title":{"rendered":"Fictional firms and other entertainments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I amuse myself sometimes by making up fictional companies, usually of three surnames, the names of which throw entertaining connotations.<\/p>\n<p>For example, in LHF, Anneka worked as an admin\/copyeditor for a marketing firm called Popinjay, Curry, &amp; Fawn. <em>Curry<\/em> and <em>Fawn<\/em> are, of course, legitimate surnames, but <em>Popinjay<\/em> is an obsolete term for a conceited airhead. Thus the company name suggests a ridiculous level of groveling and sucking up.<\/p>\n<p>I thought up another one recently: Steele, Irons, &amp; Paine. This is either an engineering firm doing sinister things in their basement or an aggressive, mercenary team of lawyers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I amuse myself sometimes by making up fictional companies, usually of three surnames, the names of which throw entertaining connotations. For example, in LHF, Anneka worked as an admin\/copyeditor for a marketing firm called Popinjay, Curry, &amp; Fawn. Curry and Fawn are, of course, legitimate surnames, but Popinjay is an obsolete term for a conceited&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/10\/06\/fictional-firms-and-other-entertainments\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Fictional firms and other entertainments<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729,639],"class_list":["post-8013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny","tag-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8013"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8015,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8013\/revisions\/8015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}