{"id":8029,"date":"2016-10-20T21:30:43","date_gmt":"2016-10-21T01:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=8029"},"modified":"2016-10-20T21:31:55","modified_gmt":"2016-10-21T01:31:55","slug":"makeup-paint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/10\/20\/makeup-paint\/","title":{"rendered":"Makeup = paint!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No one ever taught me how to use makeup. I therefore have always approached it as FACE PAINT. I don&#8217;t believe in makeup that idealizes one&#8217;s features subtly and does not advertise its presence. I believe in makeup that screams, &#8220;Look at me &#8212; I&#8217;m paint for your skin! Look at my nifty colors and specularities and textures and special effects! Aren&#8217;t I awesome?!&#8221; I also believe that, as long as you&#8217;re painting your face, you should put paint <em>all over it.<\/em> None of this dusting of eyeshadow and slash of lipstick business; I want <em>layers. <\/em>I want lipstick and lip liner and lip gloss and lip sealant [which, if it doesn&#8217;t exist, should] AND foundation and blush for the highlights and blush for the lowlights AND mascara and eyeliner and eyeshadow AND eyebrow pencil. Show off the PAINT!<\/p>\n<p>NB: I also don&#8217;t use makeup on myself. I seem to really like designing it for my characters, however.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one ever taught me how to use makeup. I therefore have always approached it as FACE PAINT. I don&#8217;t believe in makeup that idealizes one&#8217;s features subtly and does not advertise its presence. I believe in makeup that screams, &#8220;Look at me &#8212; I&#8217;m paint for your skin! Look at my nifty colors and&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/10\/20\/makeup-paint\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Makeup = paint!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[701],"class_list":["post-8029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-signature-style"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8029"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8032,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8029\/revisions\/8032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}