{"id":812,"date":"2008-01-10T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T01:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=812"},"modified":"2008-01-10T20:28:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-11T01:28:00","slug":"me-me-me-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/01\/10\/me-me-me-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"Me-me-me meme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a meme I stole from Batchix&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>TELL ME&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1. your name: William Philomel Ashby Cox.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">2. birthday: Oh bloody Christ&#8230;you know&#8230;I&#8230;I forgot. Some time about 131 years ago.<br \/>3. place of residence: Slummerville, Masshole.<br \/>4. what makes you happy: lesbians, corsets, Baudelaire, girls who can kick ass. Ass-kicking lesbians in corsets reading Baudelaire.<br \/>5. what are you listening to now\/have listened to last: My girlfriend trying to drink a blood\/pomegranate cocktail and failing miserably.<br \/>6. do you read my lj: No. Do you think I should get one of these? Could I use it to promote lesbovamps.com?<br \/>7. if you do, what is particularly good\/bad about it:<br \/>8. an interesting fact about you: I&#8217;m named after a woman who was raped by her brother-in-law and then had her tongue cut out so she wouldn&#8217;t tell [Philomel]. Typical Greek myth&#8230;<br \/>9. are you in love\/have a crush at the moment: I&#8217;m not so sure about that.<br \/>10. favourite place to be: Old Burying Ground outside Harvard Square&#8230;a great place to mope.<br \/>11. favourite lyric: I have control of a story untold \/ It begins with the father of sin \/ I walk alone in the garden of stone \/ I turn into the monster within \/ Life is too long for me \/ I realize that I miss being human &#8212; Awakening by The Damning Well &#8230; No seriously, I really don&#8217;t listen to music, although this guy I knew, Mark, used to play the Pet Shop Boys, so I can sort of stand them sometimes.<br \/>12. best time of the year: Winter because of the short days and weak light.<br \/>13. any pets? No, but, if I had one, it would be a cat.<\/p>\n<p>RECOMMEND<br \/>1. a film: 300, if you like oily beefcake.<br \/>2. a book: The Collected Poems of Algernon Swinburne.<br \/>3. a band, a song and an album: Can I just go with my answer to number 11?<\/p>\n<p>PLUS<br \/>1. one thing you like about me: You&#8217;re pretty hot. I&#8217;d hit it.<br \/>2. two things you like about yourself: I&#8217;m a lot less stupid than I used to be. I also have slightly more fashion sense, which is saying a lot.<br \/>3. a picture of yourself! Here&#8217;s me over on the left. I have no idea who that is over on the right. :p<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/lhfextras\/daztests\/WarmFinally-001.JPG\" \/><br \/>4.. put this in your lj so i can tell you what i think of you if you want. I don&#8217;t have an LJ, so I&#8217;m sticking it in hers.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a meme I stole from Batchix&#8230; TELL ME&#8230; 1. your name: William Philomel Ashby Cox. 2. birthday: Oh bloody Christ&#8230;you know&#8230;I&#8230;I forgot. Some time about 131 years ago.3. place of residence: Slummerville, Masshole.4. what makes you happy: lesbians, corsets, Baudelaire, girls who can kick ass. Ass-kicking lesbians in corsets reading Baudelaire.5. what are you&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/01\/10\/me-me-me-meme\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Me-me-me meme<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}