{"id":820,"date":"2008-01-16T09:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T14:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=820"},"modified":"2015-07-22T14:12:10","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T18:12:10","slug":"beware-of-japanese-waitress-bearing-fortune-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/01\/16\/beware-of-japanese-waitress-bearing-fortune-cookie\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookie.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At the end of one of the Pink Panther movies, Inspector Clouseau is dining at a Japanese restaurant when the server hands him something on a tray. It is a fortune cookie, which contains the following message: &#8220;Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookie.&#8221; Being completely oblivious, he takes a while to realize that he should have paid attention to the very person who gave him the fortune cookie. Meanwhile, the &#8220;Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookie&#8221; turns out to be Clouseau&#8217;s assistant, Cato, who takes every opportunity to ambush Clouseau to keep his&nbsp;self-defense techniques up to snuff. Cato attacks Clouseau. A melee ensues. And&#8230;curtain.<\/p>\n<p>Beyond the stock comedic elements of drag, slapstick and food fights, this scene also depends on the viewer&#8217;s&nbsp;familiarity with fortune cookies. As presented in this country, fortune cookies are a phenomenon strictly associated with Chinese restaurants. Your average American probably thinks of fortune cookies as a Chinese invention, rather than a Japanese one, which is why &#8220;Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookie&#8221; is incongruous and therefore funny.<\/p>\n<p>However, fortune cookies really are Japanese in origin, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/01\/16\/dining\/16fort.html?pagewanted=1&amp;_r=1\">argues<\/a> researcher Yasuko&nbsp;Nakamachi. Years of painstaking research into the fortune cookie trail have convinced her that the ubiquitous dessert of American Chinese takeout restaurants actually first began in shrine-side Japanese bakeries, where the wafers were hand-cooked over open coals. Reports of these&nbsp;Japanese fortune-cookie ancestors date back almost 200 years in literature and illustrations.&nbsp;Go read the article for speculation about how Japanese temple wafers hopped the ocean to California and somehow developed into a quintessentially American institution that was firmly associated with Chinese&nbsp;cuisine.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t tell me you didn&#8217;t learn anything today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the end of one of the Pink Panther movies, Inspector Clouseau is dining at a Japanese restaurant when the server hands him something on a tray. It is a fortune cookie, which contains the following message: &#8220;Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookie.&#8221; Being completely oblivious, he takes a while to realize that he&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/01\/16\/beware-of-japanese-waitress-bearing-fortune-cookie\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookie.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[656,639],"class_list":["post-820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-racism","tag-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=820"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5818,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/820\/revisions\/5818"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}