{"id":8315,"date":"2016-12-16T09:56:07","date_gmt":"2016-12-16T14:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=8315"},"modified":"2016-12-16T09:56:07","modified_gmt":"2016-12-16T14:56:07","slug":"hilarious-review-excoriating-mediocre-food-and-ambiance-at-trump-grille","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/12\/16\/hilarious-review-excoriating-mediocre-food-and-ambiance-at-trump-grille\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious review excoriating mediocre food and ambiance at Trump Grill[e]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tina Nguyen sets a new bar for critical reviews with her sharply written <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanityfair.com\/news\/2016\/12\/trump-grill-review\">article<\/a> on eating at Trump Grill[e], which is a restaurant somewhere in New York City. It&#8217;s full of amazing phrases like &#8220;a campy version of <em>Jingle Bells<\/em> [jackhammering] in the background,&#8221; a bathroom that encapsulates &#8220;the experience of desperately searching for toilet paper at a Venezuelan grocery store,&#8221; a steak &#8220;slumped over to the side of the potatoes like a dead body inside a T-boned minivan,&#8221; a burger and fries described as &#8220;a sad little meat thing&#8221; and &#8220;overcooked woody batons,&#8221; and &#8220;free cake, still frozen in the center, that tastes like Tums.&#8221; It&#8217;s a perfect example of demonstrating kitschiness and vulgarity through well-chosen details, rather than blatantly stating, <em>I found this place offensive on\u00a0 gastronomical, aesthetic, <\/em>and<em> philosophical grounds.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tina Nguyen sets a new bar for critical reviews with her sharply written article on eating at Trump Grill[e], which is a restaurant somewhere in New York City. It&#8217;s full of amazing phrases like &#8220;a campy version of Jingle Bells [jackhammering] in the background,&#8221; a bathroom that encapsulates &#8220;the experience of desperately searching for toilet&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/12\/16\/hilarious-review-excoriating-mediocre-food-and-ambiance-at-trump-grille\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hilarious review excoriating mediocre food and ambiance at Trump Grill[e]<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729],"class_list":["post-8315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8315"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8316,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8315\/revisions\/8316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}