{"id":8317,"date":"2016-12-16T13:22:41","date_gmt":"2016-12-16T18:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=8317"},"modified":"2016-12-16T13:22:41","modified_gmt":"2016-12-16T18:22:41","slug":"clothes-to-make","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/12\/16\/clothes-to-make\/","title":{"rendered":"Clothes to make"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m making little shirts, I need to produce the following for Zombieville:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I BITE<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d rather be hunting zombies [and ensuing controversy]<\/li>\n<li>I eat brains. [Don&#8217;t worry &#8212; you&#8217;re safe.]<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure Lumberjack wears the last one. :p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m making little shirts, I need to produce the following for Zombieville: I BITE I&#8217;d rather be hunting zombies [and ensuing controversy] I eat brains. [Don&#8217;t worry &#8212; you&#8217;re safe.] I&#8217;m pretty sure Lumberjack wears the last one. :p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8318,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8317\/revisions\/8318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}