{"id":8333,"date":"2016-12-19T11:35:21","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T16:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=8333"},"modified":"2016-12-19T11:36:18","modified_gmt":"2016-12-19T16:36:18","slug":"rolling-diner-waitress-outfit-for-genesis-3-females-a-conversation-with-jareth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2016\/12\/19\/rolling-diner-waitress-outfit-for-genesis-3-females-a-conversation-with-jareth\/","title":{"rendered":"Rolling Diner Waitress Outfit for Genesis 3 Females: a conversation with Jareth"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jareth: “I neeeeeeed<\/a> this.”<\/p>\n

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Me: “Why?”<\/p>\n

Jareth: “Two words: short skirt.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Me: “I thought I just got you the shortest skirt on record — that Oculic<\/a> thing.”<\/p>\n

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Jareth: “You don’t think I could do with just one<\/em> short skirt, do you?”<\/p>\n

Me: “You have more than one. In fact, I’ve lost count of how many pieces of skimpwear I’ve purchased for you. I think skimpy stuff for you forms the largest part of my runtime.”<\/p>\n

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Jareth: “I think you’re right. I also think you should add this to it.”<\/p>\n

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Me: “You have yet to provide justification. Furthermore, may I point out that you already have this Carhop for Genesis Female<\/a> outfit, which is the same damn thing?”<\/p>\n

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Jareth: “No it ain’t. The Rolling Diner Waitress has a lower neckline and a shorter skirt with more flare. Also the cap has a brim.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Hmmm…true.”<\/p>\n

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Jareth: “Plus the new one has a sit morph in the skirt and better posing controls than the earlier one.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Well, that would definitely make it easier to use than the Genesis outfit.”<\/p>\n

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Jareth: “Also comes with four textures.”<\/p>\n

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Me: “Okay, okay!”<\/p>\n

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Jareth: “Besides, it’s like $8.52 with your extra 30% off discount.”<\/p>\n

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Me: “Okay! Jeez! I’m getting it!”<\/p>\n

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Jareth: “Thanks! You should get Jennifer something too.”<\/p>\n

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Me: “Good Lord! Like what?”<\/p>\n

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Jareth: “The wood-paneled station wagon<\/a> is on sale. I think she needs one.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Yeah, but I can’t tell if the doors open. If the doors don’t open, I don’t want it.”<\/p>\n

Jareth: “Okay, well, I found one<\/a> with working doors and trunk on Renderosity.”<\/p>\n

Me: “No wood paneling, though.”<\/p>\n

Jareth: “You could add some.”<\/p>\n

Me: “No, I know! I’ll get her a camper.”<\/p>\n

Jareth: “She already has the Airstream.”<\/p>\n

Me: “This one’s a teardrop.”<\/a><\/p>\n

Jareth: “Eeeeeeee, so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! Is it gonna be pink?”<\/p>\n

Me: “I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Jennifer’s interests lean much more toward the blue and grey side of things than the pink.”<\/p>\n

Jareth: “How ’bout periwinkle with magenta trim?”<\/p>\n

Me: “Do those even go together?”<\/p>\n

Jareth: “They do if you put them together!”<\/p>\n

Me: “I’ll consider it.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jareth: “I neeeeeeed this.”   Me: “Why?” Jareth: “Two words: short skirt.” Me: “I thought I just got you the shortest skirt on record — that Oculic thing.”   Jareth: “You don’t think I could do with just one short skirt, do you?” Me: “You have more than one. In fact, I’ve lost count of… Continue reading Rolling Diner Waitress Outfit for Genesis 3 Females: a conversation with Jareth<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[708],"class_list":["post-8333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-digital-models-i-like"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8333"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8336,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8333\/revisions\/8336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}