{"id":842,"date":"2008-01-31T19:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T00:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=842"},"modified":"2008-01-31T19:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-01T00:58:00","slug":"happy-chinese-new-year-from-chow-and-baozha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/01\/31\/happy-chinese-new-year-from-chow-and-baozha\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Chinese New Year from Chow and Baozha!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got a beautiful digital Chinese dragon today, and I was going to throw together a quick comic of Chow and Baozha remarking over it, but I got lazy, so here’s the picture.<\/p>\n

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Baozha: “Holy fuck, it’s a flying lizard! Get my gun!”<\/p>\n

Chow: “As your father, I forbid you to murder the embodiment of good fortune!”<\/p>\n

Baozha: “Good fortune my ass! Quick…before he bites your head off!”<\/p>\n

Chow: “I will do no such thing! Unlike those greedy monsters of European lore, dragons from my culture are actually a good omen.”<\/p>\n

Baozha: “What sort of good omen has four-inch fangs?!!”<\/p>\n

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I got a beautiful digital Chinese dragon today, and I was going to throw together a quick comic of Chow and Baozha remarking over it, but I got lazy, so here’s the picture. Baozha: “Holy fuck, it’s a flying lizard! Get my gun!” Chow: “As your father, I forbid you to murder the embodiment of… Continue reading Happy Chinese New Year from Chow and Baozha!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}