{"id":848,"date":"2008-02-05T10:03:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T15:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=848"},"modified":"2015-07-22T14:09:42","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T18:09:42","slug":"have-an-absolutely-fabulous-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/02\/05\/have-an-absolutely-fabulous-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Have an ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS day!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With Technicolor sunshine and birdies on your shoulders and perfectly marcelled hair and rocket cone boobies and MORE GAIETY THAN YOU CAN STAND! How? Drink Ovaltine. I think I feel a SONG coming on&#8230; Well, something&#8217;s coming, anyway&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Caution: Ovaltine causes &#8220;sparkling morning freshness.&#8221; Use at your own risk. The manufacturers are not responsible for any Busby Berkeley-inspired set pieces that may spontaneously break out after using this product.<\/p>\n<p>Did you know that &#8220;thousands&#8221; are drinking Ovaltine every night? So <em>that&#8217;s<\/em> how the queer agenda recruits&#8230;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/ads\/ovaltine.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With Technicolor sunshine and birdies on your shoulders and perfectly marcelled hair and rocket cone boobies and MORE GAIETY THAN YOU CAN STAND! How? Drink Ovaltine. I think I feel a SONG coming on&#8230; Well, something&#8217;s coming, anyway&#8230;. Caution: Ovaltine causes &#8220;sparkling morning freshness.&#8221; Use at your own risk. The manufacturers are not responsible for&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/02\/05\/have-an-absolutely-fabulous-day\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Have an ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS day!!!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729,640],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny","tag-queer-yay"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5809,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions\/5809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}