{"id":8523,"date":"2017-01-13T20:59:04","date_gmt":"2017-01-14T01:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=8523"},"modified":"2017-01-13T20:59:04","modified_gmt":"2017-01-14T01:59:04","slug":"jareth-and-jennifer-in-an-object-lesson-in-not-judging-the-weather-by-the-window","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2017\/01\/13\/jareth-and-jennifer-in-an-object-lesson-in-not-judging-the-weather-by-the-window\/","title":{"rendered":"Jareth and Jennifer in an object lesson in not judging the weather by the window"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jareth thinks it&#8217;s nice outside. The weather begs to differ. This story is inspired by earlier this week, when the temperatures had warmed up by morning enough to melt much of the ice, but not all of it. Thus invisible ice lurked beneath the puddles, making my walk from the bus stop to the office extra slidy. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/01.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8524\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/01.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1070\" height=\"715\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/01.png 1070w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/01-300x200.png 300w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/01-1024x684.png 1024w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/01-768x513.png 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/01-144x96.png 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1070px) 100vw, 1070px\" \/><\/a> <a 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The weather begs to differ. This story is inspired by earlier this week, when the temperatures had warmed up by morning enough to melt much of the ice, but not all of it. Thus invisible ice lurked beneath the puddles, making my walk from the bus stop to the office&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2017\/01\/13\/jareth-and-jennifer-in-an-object-lesson-in-not-judging-the-weather-by-the-window\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jareth and Jennifer in an object lesson in not judging the weather by the window<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[771],"class_list":["post-8523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mini-universe-photostory"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8531,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8523\/revisions\/8531"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}