{"id":853,"date":"2008-02-07T10:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-07T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=853"},"modified":"2015-07-22T14:08:58","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T18:08:58","slug":"if-your-husband-finds-out-you-havent-been-store-testing-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/02\/07\/if-your-husband-finds-out-you-havent-been-store-testing-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;If your husband finds out you haven&#8217;t been store-testing coffee&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;Then kinky sex results??!?!?!?!? I swear that this picture looks like what happens after the very end of Secretary, when Maggie Gyllenhaal&#8217;s character puts a bug in James Spader&#8217;s character&#8217;s book [?] specifically for the purpose of provoking a BDSM scenario of &#8220;punishment&#8221; later. I say this because the scenario looks so obviously staged [notice how neatly the woman&#8217;s hair is styled], and she appears to be faking a look of distress while actually smiling. I found this ad on the community <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/vintage_ads\">vintage_ads,<\/a> which contains boundless beautiful examples of the art used to sell things.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/ads\/00055ctq.jpg\" \/>&nbsp;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;Then kinky sex results??!?!?!?!? I swear that this picture looks like what happens after the very end of Secretary, when Maggie Gyllenhaal&#8217;s character puts a bug in James Spader&#8217;s character&#8217;s book [?] specifically for the purpose of provoking a BDSM scenario of &#8220;punishment&#8221; later. I say this because the scenario looks so obviously staged [notice&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/02\/07\/if-your-husband-finds-out-you-havent-been-store-testing-coffee\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;If your husband finds out you haven&#8217;t been store-testing coffee&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[664],"class_list":["post-853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-misogyny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=853"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5807,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/853\/revisions\/5807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}