{"id":8784,"date":"2017-03-12T10:51:56","date_gmt":"2017-03-12T14:51:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=8784"},"modified":"2017-03-12T10:51:56","modified_gmt":"2017-03-12T14:51:56","slug":"another-fiendish-device-or-several","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2017\/03\/12\/another-fiendish-device-or-several\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Fiendish Device or several"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Behold my latest magnificent creation, which I have designed especially to achieve my devious plans. It may appear to be the underside of a record player turntable, but the ignorant masses clearly know nothing of such cutting-edge technology as mine. This is an audiovibratory physiomolecular transport device!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou mean\u2026he\u2019s gonna send us to another planet?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlanet schmanet, Janet!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_4598.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_4598-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"675\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8785\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_4598-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_4598-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_4598-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/IMG_4598-144x108.jpg 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behold my latest magnificent creation, which I have designed especially to achieve my devious plans. It may appear to be the underside of a record player turntable, but the ignorant masses clearly know nothing of such cutting-edge technology as mine. This is an audiovibratory physiomolecular transport device! \u201cYou mean\u2026he\u2019s gonna send us to another planet?!\u201d&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2017\/03\/12\/another-fiendish-device-or-several\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Another Fiendish Device or several<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[746,704],"class_list":["post-8784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-16-scale-stuff-i-made","tag-sets-16-mine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8784"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8786,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8784\/revisions\/8786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}