{"id":8856,"date":"2017-04-01T09:22:44","date_gmt":"2017-04-01T13:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=8856"},"modified":"2024-07-03T15:17:44","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T19:17:44","slug":"the-master-and-the-stylists-snark-off-continues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2017\/04\/01\/the-master-and-the-stylists-snark-off-continues\/","title":{"rendered":"The Master and the Stylist&#8217;s snark-off continues."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Master got some new shoes yesterday, DAM Gangster Kingdom Marshall&#8217;s shoefeet, and holy flaming shitballs &#8212; they are the bomb diggety! Well, I think so, and so does he. The Stylist, however, begs to differ. Also starring the nifty molded plastic chair that came along with my Pop Toys British Detective dude, as well as one of the many blank books I&#8217;ve been working on.<!--more--><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8857\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8857\" style=\"width: 900px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9710.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8857 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9710-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9710-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9710-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9710-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9710-144x96.jpg 144w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9710.jpg 1752w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8857\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Reading Shoo!: A Comprehensive Guide to Ridding Your Home of People Who Keep Barging In When You Didn&#8217;t Even Give Them the Key in the First Place.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8858\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8858\" style=\"width: 900px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9712.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8858 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9712-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9712-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9712-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9712-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9712-144x96.jpg 144w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9712.jpg 1752w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8858\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stylist: &#8220;The 1970s called. They want your ridiculous collar and silly wingtips back.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8859\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8859\" style=\"width: 900px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9713.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8859 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9713-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9713-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9713-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9713-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9713-144x96.jpg 144w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/IMG_9713.jpg 1752w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8859\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Master: &#8220;Oh, thank you for reminding me. The 2000s called for you; I took a message. They want their meretriciously neon workout wear back.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Master got some new shoes yesterday, DAM Gangster Kingdom Marshall&#8217;s shoefeet, and holy flaming shitballs &#8212; they are the bomb diggety! Well, I think so, and so does he. The Stylist, however, begs to differ. Also starring the nifty molded plastic chair that came along with my Pop Toys British Detective dude, as well&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2017\/04\/01\/the-master-and-the-stylists-snark-off-continues\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Master and the Stylist&#8217;s snark-off continues.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[904,896],"tags":[777,645,796,794],"class_list":["post-8856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-904","category-doll-photostories","tag-doctor-who-dolls","tag-doll-photostories","tag-the-master","tag-the-stylist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8856"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8860,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8856\/revisions\/8860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}