{"id":8869,"date":"2017-04-01T18:45:25","date_gmt":"2017-04-01T22:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=8869"},"modified":"2017-04-01T18:45:25","modified_gmt":"2017-04-01T22:45:25","slug":"jennifers-soliloquy-because-imaginary-characters-yelling-at-inanimate-objects-will-never-not-be-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2017\/04\/01\/jennifers-soliloquy-because-imaginary-characters-yelling-at-inanimate-objects-will-never-not-be-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Jennifer&#8217;s Soliloquy: because imaginary characters yelling at inanimate objects will never NOT be funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sentiments exactly, Jennifer. My sentiments exactly, although I&#8217;ve been expressing them with more swears. <!--more--><a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/01.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-8870\" src=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/01-1024x684.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"601\" srcset=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/01-1024x684.png 1024w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/01-300x200.png 300w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/01-768x513.png 768w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/01-144x96.png 144w, http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/01.png 1070w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/02.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" 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My sentiments exactly, although I&#8217;ve been expressing them with more swears.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[771],"class_list":["post-8869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mini-universe-photostory"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8876,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8869\/revisions\/8876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}