{"id":903,"date":"2008-03-04T14:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T19:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=903"},"modified":"2015-07-22T14:06:25","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T18:06:25","slug":"heros-quest-1-so-you-want-to-be-a-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/03\/04\/heros-quest-1-so-you-want-to-be-a-hero\/","title":{"rendered":"Hero&#8217;s Quest 1: So You Want To Be A Hero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Goddamn, we loved that game. I remember playing it with my siblings and creating &#8220;the unerasable horse quest&#8221; just to find out if the horse on the castle grounds did anything else besides eat grass. [Answer: Not that we could tell.] I remember hitting the up arrow to kill monsters, calling the scene where all the goblins hung out Goblin City, dying because of drinking Troll&#8217;s Sweat, picking your nose [&#8220;Congratulations! Your left nostril is now open!&#8221;] and finally winning the game through collaborative efforts and a bunch of cheats. The character who won was festeringsnotballlives! Now that I found this <a href=\"http:\/\/faqs.ign.com\/articles\/379\/379219p1.html\">walk-through,<\/a> I want to find a copy of that game.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goddamn, we loved that game. I remember playing it with my siblings and creating &#8220;the unerasable horse quest&#8221; just to find out if the horse on the castle grounds did anything else besides eat grass. [Answer: Not that we could tell.] I remember hitting the up arrow to kill monsters, calling the scene where all&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/03\/04\/heros-quest-1-so-you-want-to-be-a-hero\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hero&#8217;s Quest 1: So You Want To Be A Hero<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[659],"class_list":["post-903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-compooper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5795,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903\/revisions\/5795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}