{"id":906,"date":"2008-03-04T21:15:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T02:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=906"},"modified":"2015-07-22T14:05:58","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T18:05:58","slug":"squirrel-just-earned-back-his-2-50-sale-price","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/03\/04\/squirrel-just-earned-back-his-2-50-sale-price\/","title":{"rendered":"Squirrel just earned back his $2.50 sale price&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;by illustrating something that I saw with my very own eyes&#8230;how the squirrels around here get so damn big. Apparently I broke my Comic Book Creator export functions, so it looks like I&#8217;ll have to go with Comic Life and redo ALL the LHF eps I&#8217;ve done so far, aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh. Anyway, this comic is just a screen-captured jpg. Also I am aware that the French fry looks like a rectangular solid colored tan. Go bite the wax tadpole.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/miscdaz\/squirrelfries.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;by illustrating something that I saw with my very own eyes&#8230;how the squirrels around here get so damn big. Apparently I broke my Comic Book Creator export functions, so it looks like I&#8217;ll have to go with Comic Life and redo ALL the LHF eps I&#8217;ve done so far, aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh. Anyway, this comic is just&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/03\/04\/squirrel-just-earned-back-his-2-50-sale-price\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Squirrel just earned back his $2.50 sale price&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[729,751],"class_list":["post-906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-funny","tag-render"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5792,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions\/5792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}