{"id":907,"date":"2008-03-06T12:39:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-06T17:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=907"},"modified":"2008-03-06T12:39:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-06T17:39:00","slug":"will-does-another-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/03\/06\/will-does-another-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"Will does another meme&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>36 questions, 3-word answers. Yanked from ashbet.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"cutid1\"><\/a>1. Where is your cell phone?<br \/>In my purse.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">\n<p>2. Your boyfriend\/girlfriend?:<br \/>At La Biblio.<\/p>\n<p>3. Your hair?:<br \/>Sticking out everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>4. Where is your father?<br \/>In a grave.<\/p>\n<p>5. Cheesecake?<br \/>Cheesecake AND beefcake!<\/p>\n<p>6. Your favorite thing to do?<br \/>My girlfriend&#8230;hard!<\/p>\n<p>7. Your dream last night?<br \/>Mythic and weird.<\/p>\n<p>8. Your favourite drink?<br \/>O pos, 98.6.<\/p>\n<p>9. Your dream car?<br \/>Don&#8217;t need one.<\/p>\n<p>10. The room you&#8217;re in?<br \/>The &#8220;living&#8221; room.<\/p>\n<p>11. George W. Bush?<br \/>Stake through heart!<\/p>\n<p>12. Your fears?<br \/>Sterility, impotence, femininity.<\/p>\n<p>13. Nipple rings?<br \/>In near future.<\/p>\n<p>14. Who did you hang out with last night?<br \/>Mark and Velvette.<\/p>\n<p>15. What you&#8217;re not good at?<br \/>Just about everything.<\/p>\n<p>16. Your best friends?<br \/>Don&#8217;t have any.<\/p>\n<p>17. One of your wish list items?<br \/>Blood-resistant lip gloss.<\/p>\n<p>18. Where did you grow up?:<br \/>West Slummerville, Assachusetts.<\/p>\n<p>19. The last thing you did?:<br \/>Typed an answer.<\/p>\n<p>20. What are you wearing?<br \/>Tight new corset.<\/p>\n<p>21. Tattoo on the lower back?:<br \/>No, not interested.<\/p>\n<p>22. Ketchup?<br \/>Blood&#8217;s much tastier.<\/p>\n<p>23. Your computer?<br \/>Time to upgrade.<\/p>\n<p>24. Your life?<br \/>Don&#8217;t have one.<\/p>\n<p>25. Your mood?<br \/>Hyperbolically melancholy, pretentious.<\/p>\n<p>26. Missing?<br \/>Daylight, breath, death.<\/p>\n<p>27. What are you thinking about right now?<br \/>Kids: some day&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>29. Your work?<br \/>Pornoriffic yet dull.<\/p>\n<p>30. Your summer?<br \/>Could&#8217;ve been worse.<\/p>\n<p>31. Your relationship status?<br \/>Could be better.<\/p>\n<p>32. Your favorite color(s):<br \/>Pink, orange, red.<\/p>\n<p>33. Last time you laughed?<br \/>When with Velvette.<\/p>\n<p>34. Last time you cried?<br \/>110 years ago.<\/p>\n<p>35. High school?<br \/>Class of 1888.<\/p>\n<p>36. This quiz:<br \/>Answers too short!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>36 questions, 3-word answers. Yanked from ashbet. 1. Where is your cell phone?In my purse. 2. Your boyfriend\/girlfriend?:At La Biblio. 3. Your hair?:Sticking out everywhere. 4. Where is your father?In a grave. 5. Cheesecake?Cheesecake AND beefcake! 6. Your favorite thing to do?My girlfriend&#8230;hard! 7. Your dream last night?Mythic and weird. 8. Your favourite drink?O pos,&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/03\/06\/will-does-another-meme\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Will does another meme&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}