{"id":91,"date":"2005-12-16T09:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-16T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=91"},"modified":"2005-12-16T09:30:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-16T14:30:00","slug":"bawk-bawk-jill-says-jareth-is-a-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2005\/12\/16\/bawk-bawk-jill-says-jareth-is-a-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Bawk bawk: Jill says Jareth is a chicken."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jill thinks Jareth wants Toby because Jareth thinks it would be less intimidating to interact with a kid than a babelicious girl. Then he realizes that Sarah is an immature dolt like him, and sparks fly. Full theory, quoting Jill, below. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;J wants T cuz he&#8217;s lonely &#8211; not necessarily for S &#8211; but for someone who can carry on intelligent conversation and listen to his music (looking bored in throne room)&#8230;But he&#8217;s socially inept, living as he does among stupid goblins and possibly chickens.  It&#8217;s much easier to lust after girls like S than it is to interact with them.  So he takes T cuz he figures it&#8217;d be easier to relate to a baby &#8211; and then the baby would grow up understanding him.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But he watches as S navigates the L; he sets up awkward chance meetings, flirting in his own awkward way, the only way he knows how, develops a serious crush, and admiration for this girl who seems intelligent and socially inept like him.  This is how T becomes S bait &#8211; due to J&#8217;s loneliness and social ineptitude.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Summary: Jareth is a fraidy-cat who finds babies much easier to deal with because a) there&#8217;s no romantic tension involved and b) they don&#8217;t talk back. [Side note: Maybe he is surrounded by stupid goblins and chickens because he can&#8217;t handle communication with human beings! Hmmmm&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jill thinks Jareth wants Toby because Jareth thinks it would be less intimidating to interact with a kid than a babelicious girl. Then he realizes that Sarah is an immature dolt like him, and sparks fly. Full theory, quoting Jill, below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}