{"id":9108,"date":"2017-05-20T20:23:13","date_gmt":"2017-05-21T00:23:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=9108"},"modified":"2017-05-20T20:23:13","modified_gmt":"2017-05-21T00:23:13","slug":"the-trees-are-having-sex-in-my-nose-and-i-hate-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2017\/05\/20\/the-trees-are-having-sex-in-my-nose-and-i-hate-it\/","title":{"rendered":"The trees are having sex in my nose, and I hate it."},"content":{"rendered":"

Naturally I displace my complaints onto the characters in my head. <\/p>\n

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