{"id":9119,"date":"2017-05-22T20:03:53","date_gmt":"2017-05-23T00:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=9119"},"modified":"2024-07-03T15:17:44","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T19:17:44","slug":"shalkaverse-shenanigans-climbing-the-lilac-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2017\/05\/22\/shalkaverse-shenanigans-climbing-the-lilac-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"Shalkaverse Shenanigans: Climbing the Lilac Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alison and the aliens went out in the front lawn and climbed a lilac bush<\/del> tree. [Just pretend that the Master found a way out of the TARDIS, okay?] Alison literally hung around, which made the Master nervous. Then the Doctor sang a lot and nearly flattened the Master, which made him annoyed. Alison, very worried, wanted to know if the Master was okay, an inquiry which he found rather confusing. They all went home because he needed some fixing up. Alison insisted on accompanying the Master during his surgery, which caused him yet another moment of confusion. After that, Alison hugged him, which was also very puzzling. In short, it was a very confusing day — well, for the evil alien super-powered robot at least. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

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Alison and the aliens went out in the front lawn and climbed a lilac bush tree. [Just pretend that the Master found a way out of the TARDIS, okay?] Alison literally hung around, which made the Master nervous. Then the Doctor sang a lot and nearly flattened the Master, which made him annoyed. Alison, very… Continue reading Shalkaverse Shenanigans: Climbing the Lilac Tree<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[904,896],"tags":[792,777,645,795,796],"class_list":["post-9119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-904","category-doll-photostories","tag-alison","tag-doctor-who-dolls","tag-doll-photostories","tag-the-doctor","tag-the-master"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9126,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9119\/revisions\/9126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}