{"id":933,"date":"2008-04-03T16:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-03T20:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=933"},"modified":"2008-04-03T16:22:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-03T20:22:00","slug":"anneka-does-a-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/04\/03\/anneka-does-a-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"Anneka does a meme."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;which I got from armeleia.<br \/><strong>I am<\/strong> obviously my parents&#8217; child.<br \/><strong>I arrange<\/strong> my books according to Library of Congress catalog order.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\"><strong>I can<\/strong> beat you at Fictionary.<br \/><strong>I can&#8217;t<\/strong> understand why anyone would run for enjoyment.<br \/><strong>I collect<\/strong> merpeople.<br \/><strong>I continue<\/strong> trying to figure out what the fuck to do with my death.<br \/><strong>I could<\/strong> write the Great American Novel if I had a good enough idea.<br \/><strong>I couldn&#8217;t<\/strong> eat garlic unless I wanted to go up in hives.<br \/><strong>I don&#8217;t<\/strong> believe in natural hair colors.<br \/><strong>I doubt<\/strong> the existence of God.<br \/><strong>I dream<\/strong> about a fulfilling job.<br \/><strong>I drink<\/strong> blood, unfortunately.<br \/><strong>I fear<\/strong> my parents finding out.<br \/><strong>I feel<\/strong> kind of aimless right now.<br \/><strong>I grok<\/strong> Baudelaire.<br \/><strong>I hate<\/strong> sexist assholes&#8230;also Alzheimer&#8217;s.<br \/><strong>I have<\/strong> too many books.<br \/><strong>I haven&#8217;t<\/strong> ever hit anyone.<br \/><strong>I hear<\/strong> people&#8217;s blood pumping in their veins as they walk by.<br \/><strong>I hide<\/strong> the fact that I&#8217;m dead.<br \/><strong>I like<\/strong> submissive boys and girls.<br \/><strong>I listen<\/strong> to the Beatles.<br \/><strong>I long<\/strong> to be alive.<br \/><strong>I love<\/strong> my grandma!!<br \/><strong>I might<\/strong> move back up to Vermont some day.<br \/><strong>I misuse<\/strong> air quotes.<br \/><strong>I plan<\/strong> to finish the novel some day [really!].<br \/><strong>I prefer<\/strong> people who look kind of like David Bowie.<br \/><strong>I see<\/strong> in the dark.<br \/><strong>I should<\/strong> probably look for another job.<br \/><strong>I sleep<\/strong> during the day.<br \/><strong>I smell<\/strong> a lot more acutely, now that I&#8217;m dead, and boy do most people stink.<br \/><strong>I take<\/strong> lollipops from banks when no one&#8217;s looking [except the security cameras].<br \/><strong>I taste<\/strong> peppermint in the flowing of the wind.<br \/><strong>I think<\/strong> way too much.<br \/><strong>I use<\/strong> words like weapons.<br \/><strong>I want<\/strong> happiness.<br \/><strong>I watch<\/strong> the girls go by dressed in their summer clothes; I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.<br \/><strong>I will<\/strong> make myself happy somehow.<br \/><strong>I write<\/strong> silly lists.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;which I got from armeleia.I am obviously my parents&#8217; child.I arrange my books according to Library of Congress catalog order. I can beat you at Fictionary.I can&#8217;t understand why anyone would run for enjoyment.I collect merpeople.I continue trying to figure out what the fuck to do with my death.I could write the Great American Novel&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/04\/03\/anneka-does-a-meme\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Anneka does a meme.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}