{"id":941,"date":"2008-04-11T09:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T13:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=941"},"modified":"2008-04-11T09:16:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-11T13:16:00","slug":"i-always-knew-mcdonalds-hamburgers-tasted-like-crap-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/04\/11\/i-always-knew-mcdonalds-hamburgers-tasted-like-crap-but\/","title":{"rendered":"I always knew McDonald&#8217;s hamburgers tasted like crap, but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I never thought I&#8217;d see them copping to it in an ad of theirs. Can you guess what the ad below [by Haye and Partner, Unterhaching, Germany, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.frederiksamuel.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/mcdonalds-cafe.html\">ganked<\/a> from Ad Goodness] is selling? Frankly, my first guess was &#8220;shit sandwiches.&#8221; Fossilized sandwiches? Coprolite sandwiches? Answer below ad.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\" text=\"It&#39;s not really shit, just brown and wizened.\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/ads\/mcdonalds_bean.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Apparently it&#8217;s supposed to be selling McDonald&#8217;s coffee. Apparently that crap-colored object is supposed to be a coffee bean with an identity crisis. Could have fooled me. Usually ads fail for me because I&#8217;m distracted by their sociological implications. Very rarely do I just fail to understand what the heck is going on, on a very basic level, in an ad.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I never thought I&#8217;d see them copping to it in an ad of theirs. Can you guess what the ad below [by Haye and Partner, Unterhaching, Germany, ganked from Ad Goodness] is selling? Frankly, my first guess was &#8220;shit sandwiches.&#8221; Fossilized sandwiches? Coprolite sandwiches? Answer below ad. Apparently it&#8217;s supposed to be selling McDonald&#8217;s coffee.&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/04\/11\/i-always-knew-mcdonalds-hamburgers-tasted-like-crap-but\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I always knew McDonald&#8217;s hamburgers tasted like crap, but&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=941"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}