{"id":946,"date":"2008-04-14T10:39:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T14:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=946"},"modified":"2008-04-14T10:39:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T14:39:00","slug":"bionic-woman-is-bionically-boring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/04\/14\/bionic-woman-is-bionically-boring\/","title":{"rendered":"Bionic Woman is bionically boring."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NBC tries so hard to pump up interest in the pilot of Bionic Woman [redux], but its sluggish script, murky plot, dank sets, Keanu-Reeves-worthy &#8220;acting&#8221; [i.e., standing there like a piece of lumber], plethora of unidentified characters and lack of chemistry between anyone except for Jamie Sommers and Sarah Corvus [who keep eye-fucking each other every time they meet] kill it. You can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/Bionic_Woman\/video\/episodes.shtml\">watch<\/a> past eps here, but why would you want to? Well, I suppose they&#8217;re a good cure for insomnia. How can such a fertile concept of bioethics, body modification, the construction of disability and &#8220;freakdom,&#8221; infiltration of the military into civilian life and the technological disenfranchisement of women end up so damn DULL in execution?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NBC tries so hard to pump up interest in the pilot of Bionic Woman [redux], but its sluggish script, murky plot, dank sets, Keanu-Reeves-worthy &#8220;acting&#8221; [i.e., standing there like a piece of lumber], plethora of unidentified characters and lack of chemistry between anyone except for Jamie Sommers and Sarah Corvus [who keep eye-fucking each other&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/04\/14\/bionic-woman-is-bionically-boring\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bionic Woman is bionically boring.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}