{"id":950,"date":"2008-04-16T17:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T21:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=950"},"modified":"2015-07-22T13:53:23","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T17:53:23","slug":"the-oldest-vampire-in-massachusetts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/04\/16\/the-oldest-vampire-in-massachusetts\/","title":{"rendered":"The oldest vampire in Massachusetts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ethan Stuart, leader of the Colos of Salem, is the LHF universe&#8217;s oldest vampire. He was in his 80s when he was vamped at the end of the 17th century, so there wasn&#8217;t much youth to preserve in the first place. He&#8217;s also wasting away, which explains his deliciously zombie-like condition [courtesy of the Mr. Happy package mentioned <a href=\"http:\/\/blogofstench.livejournal.com\/239894.html\">earlier].<\/a> Of course he looks exhausted and melancholy.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/blog\/lhfextras\/daztests\/ethanstuart.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ethan Stuart, leader of the Colos of Salem, is the LHF universe&#8217;s oldest vampire. He was in his 80s when he was vamped at the end of the 17th century, so there wasn&#8217;t much youth to preserve in the first place. He&#8217;s also wasting away, which explains his deliciously zombie-like condition [courtesy of the Mr.&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/04\/16\/the-oldest-vampire-in-massachusetts\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The oldest vampire in Massachusetts<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[708,751],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-digital-models-i-like","tag-render"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5769,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions\/5769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}