{"id":9578,"date":"2017-08-28T20:12:32","date_gmt":"2017-08-29T00:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=9578"},"modified":"2024-07-03T15:16:59","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T19:16:59","slug":"master-meets-master-my-shalka-master-and-natalunasans-simm-master-cosplaying-razor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2017\/08\/28\/master-meets-master-my-shalka-master-and-natalunasans-simm-master-cosplaying-razor\/","title":{"rendered":"Master meets Master: my Shalka Master and @natalunasans’ Simm Master cosplaying Razor"},"content":{"rendered":"

While I was at @natalunasans’ house over the past weekend, my Shalka Master met her Simm Master. They’ve talked before and gotten on pretty well, but this is the first time they met in…person? Since @natalunasans had just taken pictures of her Simm as Razor, I decided that, for some reason, he was cosplaying Razor. The two proceeded to give each other shit about their outfits. Ah, friendship. <\/p>\n

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Shalka Master: “Hello, Master, it’s a pleasure to — why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit?!” \/\/ Simm Master [horrible pseudo-Russian accent]: “Who is this Master? I am Razor with the practical clothings!”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Shalka Master: “Your artificial facial hair vicariously embarrasses me. It’s a disgrace to beards everywhere.” \/\/ Simm Master: “You mention the ridiculous outfits. What you are wearing — it is quite silly, no?”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Simm Master: “Disgrace? Hah! You are Master, right? And yet you are ‘good kitty.’ Is very much disgraceful, worse than beard! I think I should zap you, but then I waste good laser screwdriver.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Shalka Master: “If you zap me, I’ll make you eat your hat.” \/\/ Simm Master: “Ah, kitty shows fangs! Time for tea. Kitties drink tea?”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Simm Master: “What? Not drinking tea? Bad kitty! Bad!”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Shalka Master: “I’m a robot without a digestive\/excretory system, and you know it, you dolt.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Simm Master: “Is lie. I think you have no taste.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While I was at @natalunasans’ house over the past weekend, my Shalka Master met her Simm Master. They’ve talked before and gotten on pretty well, but this is the first time they met in…person? Since @natalunasans had just taken pictures of her Simm as Razor, I decided that, for some reason, he was cosplaying Razor.… Continue reading Master meets Master: my Shalka Master and @natalunasans’ Simm Master cosplaying Razor<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[904,896],"tags":[777,645,867,796],"class_list":["post-9578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-904","category-doll-photostories","tag-doctor-who-dolls","tag-doll-photostories","tag-natalunasans-house","tag-the-master"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9578","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9578"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9588,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9578\/revisions\/9588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}