{"id":958,"date":"2008-04-28T06:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-28T10:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=958"},"modified":"2008-04-28T06:02:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-28T10:02:00","slug":"hold-on-to-your-arteries-the-vampires-are-coming-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/04\/28\/hold-on-to-your-arteries-the-vampires-are-coming-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Hold on to your arteries&#8230;the vampires are coming back!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Next Monday [my birthday], I am rebooting my sardonic soap opera of sex, death and very pointy teeth: Love Has Fangs. Follow the adventures of Anneka, a recent convert to the undead, and Will, her much older and not-at-all-wiser boyfriend. The weirdness begins on Monday, May 5th. Watch the following space: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/lhf\/\">http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/lhf\/<\/a> Nothing there yet, but there will be soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Next Monday [my birthday], I am rebooting my sardonic soap opera of sex, death and very pointy teeth: Love Has Fangs. Follow the adventures of Anneka, a recent convert to the undead, and Will, her much older and not-at-all-wiser boyfriend. The weirdness begins on Monday, May 5th. Watch the following space: http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/lhf\/ Nothing there yet,&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/04\/28\/hold-on-to-your-arteries-the-vampires-are-coming-back\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hold on to your arteries&#8230;the vampires are coming back!!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}