{"id":975,"date":"2008-05-01T20:45:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-02T00:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/?p=975"},"modified":"2008-05-01T20:45:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-02T00:45:00","slug":"lhf-cast-velvette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/05\/01\/lhf-cast-velvette\/","title":{"rendered":"LHF cast: Velvette"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"storycontent\">\n<p>Velvette Crush is a mortal. <span id=\"more-20\"><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"ljcut\">\n<p>She is Will\u2019s \u201cfag hag,\u201d in his words. She was born in 1982. She is now 26.<\/p>\n<p>Velvette lives in Porter Square, Cambridge, Massachusetts with her half-sister Janet. She is a fashion designer and fetishwear model. However, she would rather be writing depressing songs and accompanying them on her guitar.<\/p>\n<p>Velvette\u2019s strengths include her sweet temper and her outrageous sense of style. Her weaknesses include her general melancholy and her lack of self-confidence.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/lhfweb\/cast\/velvette.jpg\" alt=\"http:\/\/www.oddpla.net\/lhfweb\/cast\/velvette.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Velvette Crush is a mortal. She is Will\u2019s \u201cfag hag,\u201d in his words. She was born in 1982. She is now 26. Velvette lives in Porter Square, Cambridge, Massachusetts with her half-sister Janet. She is a fashion designer and fetishwear model. However, she would rather be writing depressing songs and accompanying them on her guitar.&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/2008\/05\/01\/lhf-cast-velvette\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">LHF cast: Velvette<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/oddpla.net\/modernwizard\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}