Ellery follows up on girlfriend Kristin's vaguely suicidal E-mail.
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“I am suicidal, and I’m not saying it’s your fault or anything, but it’s your fault. I think you’re crazy and I don’t like it that you share your deep thoughts with me because they don’t center around me. I think you’d better fix that so your life is all about me, that would make me more comfortable. Because I loooove you!”
Oh relationship, I know you.
Looking forward to seeing where this road takes these characters.
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“I am suicidal, and I’m not saying it’s your fault or anything, but it’s your fault. I think you’re crazy and I don’t like it that you share your deep thoughts with me because they don’t center around me. I think you’d better fix that so your life is all about me, that would make me more comfortable. Because I loooove you!”
Oh relationship, I know you.
Looking forward to seeing where this road takes these characters.
Straight into Conflicttown, by way of Angstville.
LOL! My hometown! 😉
Clearly Ellery does not read Captain Awkward: http://captainawkward.com/2012/10/07/371-how-do-i-end-this-misery