I E-mailed the dealer and said I wanted my order canceled and card refunded. He said he could send Will out today if I still wanted him. I said yes. He sent Will out. Now I have a tracking number for a priority mail package, which should take 2 days to come from New York, if mailed today. Assuming he’s mailed today, Will will either come Saturday [ohpleaseohpleaseohplease] or Monday.

…Hey wait…no one’s listening.