I know very little about the impending 50 Shades movie, currently slated to come out February 15th, 2015, just in time for Valentine’s Day — because nothing says commercialized heteronormativity than a grade-Z flick glorifying abusive relationships! Anyway, the only person attached to the movie that I’m remotely familiar with is Jamie Dornan. He played the sheriff of Storybrooke, Graham, for the first few episodes of season 1 of Once Upon A Time and died before he did anything interesting. Anyway, in 50 Shades, he has the role of
Christian Lead Fit-Thrower. My official reaction is "Meh."
This movie is going to be such double crap… :p