While I was at @natalunasans’ house over the past weekend, my Shalka Master met her Simm Master. They’ve talked before and gotten on pretty well, but this is the first time they met in…person? Since @natalunasans had just taken pictures of her Simm as Razor, I decided that, for some reason, he was cosplaying Razor. The two proceeded to give each other shit about their outfits. Ah, friendship.
Shalka Master: “Hello, Master, it’s a pleasure to — why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit?!” // Simm Master [horrible pseudo-Russian accent]: “Who is this Master? I am Razor with the practical clothings!”Shalka Master: “Your artificial facial hair vicariously embarrasses me. It’s a disgrace to beards everywhere.” // Simm Master: “You mention the ridiculous outfits. What you are wearing — it is quite silly, no?”Simm Master: “Disgrace? Hah! You are Master, right? And yet you are ‘good kitty.’ Is very much disgraceful, worse than beard! I think I should zap you, but then I waste good laser screwdriver.”Shalka Master: “If you zap me, I’ll make you eat your hat.” // Simm Master: “Ah, kitty shows fangs! Time for tea. Kitties drink tea?”
Simm Master: “What? Not drinking tea? Bad kitty! Bad!”Shalka Master: “I’m a robot without a digestive/excretory system, and you know it, you dolt.”Simm Master: “Is lie. I think you have no taste.”
