It was a hard lesson.

Me: "Sarah!"
Sarah: "Reading."

Me: "It’s a beautiful day out!"
Sarah: "Reading."

Me: "Doesn’t it make you want to frolic?"
Sarah: "Reading."

Me: "Want to take a walk with me?"
Sarah: "Reading!"

Me: "Never mind."
Sarah: "I’M READING!!!"

Me: "I’ll go find someone who isn’t a party pooper."
Sarah: "What did you say? I was reading."