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Hairbag’s Package, a 1:6 scale doll photostory from February 25, 2003

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Back when I was much more active on Men With Dolls, I regularly traded packages [of doll stuff!!] with a guy named Terry, who went by Hairbag as his user name. He made me a bunch of 1:6 scale sex toys, some of which I still have. In response, I made this photostory about one of my dolls intentionally misrepresenting them.

This character is Gabriel Essex, a Takara Cy Girl Destiny head on a Volks Goh Guy body, which was scrawny enough to wear Barbie tops! I was so thrilled that this doll had separated toes, and I made him some flip flops with foil coffee container liners for the soles and embroidery floss for the thongs.

Gosh, I should recreate Gabriel for old time’s sake, but where would I get a Volks Goh Guy body????

This just goes to show that an effective story lies less in special effects and more in decent posing and characterization.

Now pay attention, boys and girls. Today we’re going to examine Hairbag’s package.
Idiots! I said HAIRBAG’S package, not MW’s!
That’s better. We’ll start with our first two items: battery-powered ear cleaners. (They vibrate for “deep cleansing action.”)
And they fit conveniently in your pants for storage….
And next we have this stunning purple necklace….
An assortment of batons for the girl who likes to twirl!
This is for newbie batonists. You can hang it around your neck so you don’t lose it.
And finally — this little gadget here is a… It’s a…uh…
It’s a double-headed dildo…just like mine…which has been gathering dust in the closet for the past five years. Damn…I feel so lonely…..
Stop the cameras. I’ve…uh…got something in my eye.

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