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An “Ode” to the Dollshe Dolls

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Inspired by the release of two new Dollshe boy headsculpts, Saint and Bernard. [Pictures on] Ahem…

Bermann’s got tiny feet,
Haund a ski-jump schnozz.
Husky’s constipated,
With hands that look like claws.
IM looks uncomfortable —
There’s something up his butt —
And Afghan looks stupefied,
Always saying, “Durrrr…what?”
Afgha’s not much better.
Her head’s still way too small.
Bernard’s a girly boy; Saint’s a prig.
And they’re all anorexically tall.
Dollshes have a tendency
To pitch forward and play dead.
That’s why I’m Frankensteining
From Volks and Dollmore instead.

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