Jareth: “I neeeeeeed this.”
Me: “Why?”
Jareth: “Two words: short skirt.”
Me: “I thought I just got you the shortest skirt on record — that Oculic thing.”
Jareth: “You don’t think I could do with just one short skirt, do you?”
Me: “You have more than one. In fact, I’ve lost count of how many pieces of skimpwear I’ve purchased for you. I think skimpy stuff for you forms the largest part of my runtime.”
Jareth: “I think you’re right. I also think you should add this to it.”
Me: “You have yet to provide justification. Furthermore, may I point out that you already have this Carhop for Genesis Female outfit, which is the same damn thing?”
Jareth: “No it ain’t. The Rolling Diner Waitress has a lower neckline and a shorter skirt with more flare. Also the cap has a brim.”
Me: “Hmmm…true.”
Jareth: “Plus the new one has a sit morph in the skirt and better posing controls than the earlier one.”
Me: “Well, that would definitely make it easier to use than the Genesis outfit.”
Jareth: “Also comes with four textures.”
Me: “Okay, okay!”
Jareth: “Besides, it’s like $8.52 with your extra 30% off discount.”
Me: “Okay! Jeez! I’m getting it!”
Jareth: “Thanks! You should get Jennifer something too.”
Me: “Good Lord! Like what?”
Jareth: “The wood-paneled station wagon is on sale. I think she needs one.”
Me: “Yeah, but I can’t tell if the doors open. If the doors don’t open, I don’t want it.”
Jareth: “Okay, well, I found one with working doors and trunk on Renderosity.”
Me: “No wood paneling, though.”
Jareth: “You could add some.”
Me: “No, I know! I’ll get her a camper.”
Jareth: “She already has the Airstream.”
Me: “This one’s a teardrop.”
Jareth: “Eeeeeeee, so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! Is it gonna be pink?”
Me: “I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Jennifer’s interests lean much more toward the blue and grey side of things than the pink.”
Jareth: “How ’bout periwinkle with magenta trim?”
Me: “Do those even go together?”
Jareth: “They do if you put them together!”
Me: “I’ll consider it.”
